No Reading Please

I know this is a long shot but can something please happen that'll allow me to be in the Wharf tomorrow.

I don't want to take the tube to Paddington. I don't want to travel into Reading. I don't want to do coding.

Urgh. There really is just no way of putting this politely; I simply don't want to spend my Friday in that ugly depressing sad excuse of an office with its unpleasant occupants.

So, can the Great Western Train personnel go on strike please.